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arnoldo



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Tleilaxu Wild Turkey recipe, you’ll need

Spear, matches, hunting skills

1. Hunt down Tleilaxu wild turkey with spear
2. Build campfire.
3. Roast speared Tleilaxu wild turkey over fire until golden brown, rotating spear to ensure even cooking.
4. Enjoy!

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arnoldo wrote:
Tleilaxu Wild Turkey recipe, you’ll need

Spear, matches, hunting skills

1. Hunt down Tleilaxu wild turkey with spear
2. Build campfire.
3. Roast speared Tleilaxu wild turkey over fire until golden brown, rotating spear to ensure even cooking.
4. Enjoy!


MMMMmmm

Is the turkey wild?

Is there Wild Turkey in the pavo?
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Just in time for Thanksgiving! Wink
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The Baron Harkonnen had requested from the BT a “wild” turkey in order to guard the forests on the perimeter of the Barony. These BT turkey had impressive wing spans and terrible beaks and claws to rip their prey apart. Any slave foolish enough to escape was soon ripped apart by these bird who also hunted in packs or simply swooped down on their prey from above. One notable exception was Duncan Idaho who was rumored to have killed a BT wild turkey with only a spear when he escaped from Geidi Prime. . .

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arnoldo wrote:
The Baron Harkonnen had requested from the BT a “wild” turkey in order to guard the forests on the perimeter of the Barony. These BT turkey had impressive wing spans and terrible beaks and claws to rip their prey apart. Any slave foolish enough to escape was soon ripped apart by these bird who also hunted in packs or simply swooped down on their prey from above. One notable exception was Duncan Idaho who was rumored to have killed a BT wild turkey with only a spear when he escaped from Geidi Prime. . .


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You know, I came in here expecting this to be a recipe for a turducken or somesuch.

"Place the cornish hen inside the turkey while it bakes to simulate the incubation within the Axolotl 'Tanks'...."

"As you slice the hen, the pain will remind it of its prior Identity..."
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Vanadrin wrote:
You know, I came in here expecting this to be a recipe for a turducken or somesuch.

"Place the cornish hen inside the turkey while it bakes to simulate the incubation within the Axolotl 'Tanks'...."

"As you slice the hen, the pain will remind it of its prior Identity..."


You want to awoke the memories of your turkey or eat it? Laughing
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Slig Gravy, you’ll need

Drippings from Roasted Slig
¼ cup spice flour
2 cups slig broth

Roast slig over open fire (preferably alive) and collect dripping in sauce pan. Add spice flour and slig broth and whisk until creamy; adding more ingredients PRN. Season with spice and serve.

Note: Leftover slig broth can be used to flavour stuffing.

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Sounds like it'd give you a hangover!
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boardadmin wrote:
Sounds like it'd give you a hangover!


Or an ulcer... Shocked
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